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Have you ding donged yet?!

March 1st, 2010

If you haven’t already played the hilarious Dong-O-Meter game at Banglads then you don’t know what you’re missing! Because we’ve found the perfect way for you to check out how you (or someone you know!) measures up in the Battle of the Bulge!

When we found out that 84% of UK guys are worrying about the size of their manhood, we wanted to do something about it. Apparently, most of us believe having a bigger member would make us more masculine, more satisfying lovers, and more successful in love and life. So it’s no wonder so many of us are worrying! And that really made us want to help you find out just who is a Joe Schmow and who is a Ding Dong, because let’s be honest it’s the question we’re all dying to know the answer to! The truth is your average guy is going to be a Joe Shmow whilst those blessed with above average assets will be a Honky Tonk and the lucky few that have gotten more than their fair share will be whopping great Ding Dongs! But just how do you measure up?! Well now you can find out by playing the Dong-O-Meter game!

Our boffins set out to discover the truth about how we all measure up by interviewing 1,000 UK men and relating the size of their assets to their personality, career path and physical attributes. Then they analysed the results and discovered the formula to determine the likely size of a man’s assets is ((H+W+N)/HC)+(Pr/Pe)=E. But don’t worry if you don’t understand the formula – we don’t either! The great thing is you don’t need to with our fantastic Dong-O-Meter game because the formula is incorporated within it! Which means all you need to do is enter your details, answer the 6 questions and click to calculate – our Dong-o-Meter game will do the rest!

So if you want to know how you measure up – whether you’re a Ding Dong or a Joe Schmow, just make sure you play the Dong-O-Meter! And don’t forget, if you want to find out if someone you know is a Honky Tonk or a Ping Pong, just enter their details instead and take your best guess at the 6 questions to find out just how they measure up! You can have loads of fun checking out all the guys you know, or why not check out your favourite celeb with the Dong-o-meter – ever wondered what Brad has for Angelina or Becks for Posh?!

The Banglads Dong-O-Meter game is loads of fun to play, so make sure you give it a go! And if you’re a Ding Dong, you can share the good news with your friends via Twitter and Facebook, plus we’ve even made it easy to forward your results to all of your friends by email! And don’t forget that Joe Schmows and Honky Tonks can still be Ding Dongs with the terrific collection of enhancement underwear for men at Banglads!

New Ding Dong Game at Banglads!

Diesel aren’t just about denim!

November 13th, 2009

Diesel Underwear for Men at Banglads!

Diesel is the Italian design company best known for their high end denim fashion which has gained almost a cult status worldwide. But if you haven’t already discovered, they’ve now got an exciting range of men’s underwear and swimwear too!

In case you missed it, they launched their new underwear and swimwear lines in 2007 with a hugely successful viral ad campaign featuring 2 crazy girls called Heidi who ‘took over’ the Diesel homepage, interacting with Diesel fans via polls and online chat. If you didn’t catch it at the time basically the Heidies ‘stole’ the new underwear collection, kidnapped a Diesel rep and shut themselves in a hotel room for 5 days and nights. All dressed in Diesel undies of course and personally the Diesel rep was our favourite! Oh and of course there were 6 video cameras were on hand to capture the ‘story’! But best of all Diesel’s new range of underwear and swimwear is every bit as fun, fresh and sexy as the ad campaign itself!

Diesel Underwear for Men at Banglads!

We just love the new Diesel underwear line for men at Banglads It’s sporty and hot and features their famous logo to keep all us design junkies (and diehard Diesel fans!) happy. Their fresh and bright block multi coloured trunks and briefs are the mainstay of the collection, but each season they release lots of new limited edition fashion styles which you need to snap up when you see them! Personally, we covet these Fresh and Bright Breddox Blue Contrast Trunks in stretch cotton but who could resist these classic black hip briefs with contrast waistband? Certainly not us!

One thing’s for sure, Diesel definitely know how to keep their fans happy, right down from their jeans to their undies!

Andrew Christian Collection for Men at Banglads!

If you haven’t already discovered Andrew Christian, then you’re in for a huge treat!

The Andrew Christian collection of men’s underwear, swimwear and sportswear is like a fresh breath of LA air! You can really see the influence of contemporary LA life running throughout the entire range which has a spirited and athletic feel that really conjures up that colourful beach lifestyle. The whole collection echoes Andrew’s upbeat and positive view with its bold colours, modern prints and body aware cuts. No wonder we love it so much!

Andrew Christian is probably best known for his innovative range of men’s underwear which has justifiably earned him international recognition and rapidly made him one of the leading men’s underwear designers! He designs underwear that sculpts, defines and supports the male form, combining comfort with style, plus his use of colour and design have merged to create a range of underwear that is a must have for all fashion conscious guys!

Andrew Christian Collection for Men at Banglads!

Now for a little bit about the man himself! Andrew was born in California in 1978 and moved to LA shortly after graduating from high school to pursue a career in fashion. He launched his own brand “Andrew Christian” in 1997 at the tender age of just 19 – so much talent so young, but we’re not jealous! Not for nothing has he been called the “Panty-Christ” on Bravo’s The Fashion Show where he appears as one of the celebrity designers. And any guys that have worn Andrew Christian briefs, trunks or boxers will know exactly why they call him that! Andrew’s currently featuring a model search in the US for the new face and body of Andrew Christian, so if you’re in the US and feeling lucky, make sure you enter! But it has to be said that Andrew himself looks every bit as good as one of his models – and how many underwear designers can say that?!

The Andrew Christian collection is not just limited to men’s underwear (highly covetable though it is!). It also includes a range of men’s tees, swimwear, sportswear and enhancement underwear. His famous body shaping underwear ranges, the Flashback and Show-it briefs and boxers have rapidly become best sellers. He was the first to feature Anti-Muffin Top Elastic in his underwear range, a great way of reducing the appearance of love handles (and who can argue with that?!). Plus his ground-breaking Flashback technology lifts the buttocks making it look more firm and round without the need for any embarrassing padding, and to quote the man himself it gives you that “bubble butt” look without having to spend hours in the gym to achieve it! Whilst his Show-It range gently lifts and supports the front package adding up to 1.5 inches (3.8cm) to a man’s frontal measurement. Both the Flashback and Show-It ranges feature briefs, boxers, jock straps as well as swimwear, meaning you can look as good on the beach as you can without your clothes! Andrew Christian it’s unanimous – we love you!

It has to be said that one of the best reasons for wearing Andrew Christian is that he really gets men’s underwear. He’s combined style, colour and design to create a range of men’s underwear, swimwear and sportswear that looks terrific and is comfortable and well designed. Plus it’s affordable too! The “Panty-Christ” indeed!

Andrew Christian Collection for Men at Banglads!

Hot from Rufskin‘s headquarters in  San Diego we have taken delivery of the first selection of brand new styles. After the success of the Team Players underwear line and the Manu and Falco with their block graphic panels of colour Rufskin have developed the idea with some great new sports lines.

 

Rufskin Simon Sports Tank with Faux chest strap

Rufskin Simon Sports Tank with Faux chest strap

The first one we are profiling here is the Simon sports tank. What’s so great about this tank is that it is cut asymmetrically so that when worn the contrast faux chest strap can be seen to give a sporty, bondage inspired fashion edge. Cut from stretch cotton with contrast binding and the Rufskin R sports embroidery on the chest. Syre to be another Rufskin classic.

SO SO SO wrong-Bruno!!

July 14th, 2009

Last night I went along to see Bruno, Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest creation. I had watched Borat when it came out, enjoyed it, but not been overwhelmed – just a fun 90 mins. So I went to see this thinking much the same, particularly after some reviews had said it wasn’t as good as Cohen’s first offering.

Guys I have seriously never laughed as much in the cinema as I did through those 90 mins. It was soooo very wrong, repeatedly sat on the edge of decency and crossed over into the dark side all too often. I left the cinema exhausted, speechless and suffering a sensory overload.

Go go go go !!

Bruno - Sacha Baron Cohen

Bruno - Sacha Baron Cohen