Just how do you measure up in the Battle of the Bulge? If you’ve ever wanted to know just how your vital statistics measure up, then our fantastic new Dong-O-Meter game will give you the answer! Or maybe you want to work out whether the guy you’re interested in is a Joe Schmow or a Ding Dong?! Because let’s be honest it’s the question we’re all dying to ask! Well now you can find out with the Dong-O-Meter!

Here at Banglads we were just dying to get to the heart of the matter! So we commissioned some research to uncover the whole truth about the size of a man’s prize asset in relation to his personality, career path and physical attributes. Well we do like to be thorough! So 1,000 UK men were interviewed and the results passed over to the science boffins who set about discovering the formula to determine the likely size of a man’s manhood. And this is the answer! The formula to discover a man’s likely manhood size is ((H+W+N)/HC)+(Pr/Pe)=E

Yes we know, we don’t understand it either! But the great thing is you don’t need to with our brilliant new Dong-O-Meter game because it already incorporates the formula! All you do is enter your details and answer the 6 drop down questions. Or if you’re checking out someone else just enter their name, take your best guess at the questions and click to calculate! Our Dong-o-Meter will then reveal the true status of the man in question – whether he’s a Ping Pong, Joe Shmow, Honky Tonk or a whopping big Ding Dong!!

Most guys are going to be a Joe Shmow, whilst those blessed with being above the average will be a Honky Tonk and then the odd few that clearly have more than their fair share (unfair we call it!) are Ding Dong’s. So go on and have a go and see how you measure up! Or check out that guy you have the hots for, is he a Mr Ding Dong or Mr Ping Pong? You can have lots of fun checking out all the guys you know or how about running your favourite celeb through the Dong-o-meter? Ever wondered what Brad has for Angelina or Becks for Posh?!

The Dong-O-Meter is fantastic fun so make sure you have a go and you can share the good (or bad news!) with friends via Twitter and Facebook, plus we’ve made it easy to forward your results to friends via email! So go on and spread some love and joy with Banglads and the Dong-o-Meter!

And if you wondered just what else we found out in our survey, read on! We discovered that:

• Military men and creative types are most likely to be well endowed
• Londoners are most likely to be higher than the national average of 6.97 inches, whilst East Midlanders are the least likely
• Taller chaps are most likely to benefit from a more substantial package
• Brown haired blokes are more likely to be blessed down below, whilst ginger gents are least likely
• Men with larger noses are more likely to be larger than men with smaller noses
• More confident men are more likely to possess a larger penis than less confident types

Plus it seems that 84% of UK guys are worried about the size of their manhood, with the majority believing that a bigger member enables a man to be more masculine, a more satisfying lover, and more successful in love and life.

But don’t despair if you’re a Joe Schmow or a Honky Tonk, because you can still be a Ding Dong with our new exclusive collection of ground-breaking enhancement underwear for men from Andrew Christian. His underwear incorporates the unique ‘Show-It’ technology which can increase the wearer’s appearance by up to 2 inches! And that means we can all be a Ding Dong after all!!