The Ding Dong Game

Ding Dong or Ping Pong - How do you measure Up in the Battle of the Bulge?

That's the question we here at Banglads set out to unlock the answer to. We wanted to discover the truth about the man sat opposite you on that first date, your over zealous boss, your bragging mate or even that celebrity you have wicked thoughts about - are they a Ding Dong or Ping Pong in the trouser department?

We commissioned research to uncover the truth about the size of a man's prize asset in relation to his personality, career path and physical attributes. 1,000 UK men were interviewed and the results were then passed over to the boffins who set about discovering a formula to determine the likely size of a man's manhood.

This formula has then been computed into our simple 'Ding Dong or Ping Pong' Game where the Banglads Dong-o-Meter computes the size of a man's manhood.

Click and Play the Dong-o-Meter

It's easy and quick to play our Ding Dong or Ping Pong Game

Just click above and enter the name of the man who you are wanting to check out and take your best guess at the six drop down questions and click calculate.

The Dong-o-Meter will then reveal the true status of the man in question and if he is a Ping Pong, Joe Shmow, Honky Tonk or a whopping, big Ding Dong!!

Most guys will be a Joe Shmow, those blessed with being above the average will be a Honky Tonk and then the odd few that clearly have more than their fair share are Ding Dong's.

Did you guess right, did you check yourself against the formula? Is that guy you have the hots for Mr Ding Dong or Mr Ping Pong? Is your mate really a Joe Schmow and not the Honky Tonk he made out?

How about running your favourite celebrity through the Dong-o-meter. Discover who is a Ding Dong and who is a Ping Pong. Ever wondered what Brad has for Angelina or Becks for Posh?

 

Share your results on Facebook and Twitter

Then you can share the good or the bad news with your friends through Twitter and Facebook or forward the result to who ever you wants email account.

Spread some love and joy with Banglads and the Dong-o-Meter!